pristinely-ungifted:

jessiray:

Stabbed in the shoulder with a heating pad. It’s 1 inch deep. I have a 68% chance of survival.

…Not bad.

Stabbed with a capacitive stylus, 5 inches deep, in the neck with an 94% chance of survival……..

I mean, it looks like I’m gonna live, but how????

Stabbed in the stomach with a blue pen, 12 inches deep with a 5% chance of survival. 

Fuck me.

(Source: klondyk3)